Hangover 2 ハングオーバー２

ハングオーバーシリーズの中で、最も下品で面白かったシーンをYoutubeで見つけたので、英語のスクリプトを。

Hangover 2 In my bottom - YouTube

Of course I remember him. He was buying shots for everyone. Nice kid. His parents must be so proud.

Argh, you have no idea.

Okay, so do you remember if he left with us?

Yeah, you all were leaving together, but you almost forgot this one right here.

Right, superstar?

Hmm?

This one was following me around like a little puppy dog all night. Saying how he fall in love with me and asked me to marry him.

Classic Stu.

We didn't get married, did we?

Of course not.

We just had some fun in the Chardonnay Room.

What, uh... What happens in the Chardonnay Room?

Let's just stay on task here.

Oh, you know. Dance for him. He tickle me. We had sex. I massage his shoulders.

Fuck!

It's okay. You're not married yet. It's no big deal.

It's cheating! okay? No offence to you. You're a lovely woman. It's a violation of my moral code.

Don't be sad. Stu, you love it. You were crying saying how special it was.

Wait. Haha, I'm sorry, he was crying?

What a baby. He was crying.

You should have seen him. He was so sexy. The way he move around. I had to ask him slow down so I didn't drop my load too quick.

Load? What load?

Oh, you know. My sperms.

Eh. I think your English is awful. You're talking about my sperms. Where would your sperm come from?

From my balls.

Hold on. Back up.

Wait, wait. Are, are you...?

Hey, you're in bangkok, sweetie. There's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt.

Ow!!

Wow.

I don't get it. Is this a magic show?

Come on, Stu. It was beautiful. We climaxed at the same time.

How does that work?

Shoot my load into you, you shoot your load on the floor.

Okay.

You shot your load in me? In my bottom? Oh God.

Stu. It's not the end of the world.

I'm sorry, but I am so confused.

I made love to a man with boobies.

I DON'T GET IT. IS THIS A MAGIC SHOW?

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